Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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