I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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