I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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