hell yes lets make some ravioli
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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