So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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