You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Such a big mess for such a small penis
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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