For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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