So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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