I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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