dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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