Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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