i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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