when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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