What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
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go home
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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