i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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