32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Randomize
