Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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