I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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