every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I love you.
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