Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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