Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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