they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
