Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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