It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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