Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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