He is such a slut. More and more my type.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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