I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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