You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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