did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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