I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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