Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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