the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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