Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
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