i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Welp...herpes.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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