It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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