i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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