I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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