How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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