dude i'm inner monologue high
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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