Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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