are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I am one with the molecules
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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