Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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