Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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