I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
