I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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