i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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