Everything about him screamed your future.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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