You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
NoShamevember. You game?
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I could fuck to npr.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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