We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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