The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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