I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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