Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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