Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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