In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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