just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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